One time while time travelling with my mad scientist girlfriend, we went to an era before civilisation. She went to work on stuff and told me not to stray. I didn't this time but something found me.
A beautiful naked cavewoman came up to me and stared. Then she started touching herself while grunting. Then she started kissing me along my arm and jumping on me. I called for help.
It took ages for my girlfriend to come back and by then, I was already on the ground. She saved me just in time and the cavewoman backed away off of me. I held what was left of my clothes close to myself for cover.
The cavewoman sat nearby like a dog, panting while looking at me. My girlfriend looked at her, then looked at me. "No we can't keep her" she said.
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