My girlfriend was like most girls, except she had scales, teeth and a tail. She was some kind of dragoon from a different dimension or something. Anyway she was conventionally beautiful and a fiery and passionate lover but she was also a fiery fighter.
One night our local shops got broken into by a gang of rioters. We looked out the window and saw them smash up my girlfriend's favourite fast food place. I saw her colours turn and knew there wasn't anything I could do to stop her. She was too strong.
I followed her from a safe distance as she went out onto the street. She yelled at the looters in her terrifying dragon voice and called them an incredibly racist slur. They looked at her and started charging at her.
She opened her mouth and blasted a long spurt of flame at them. "BURN YOU !"£$%^&*(), BURN!" she roared as the flames engulfed them all, burning them to a crisp within moments. Some were still alive and screaming, but not for long as she spewed more flame at them, silencing them forever.
Things eventually went back to normal after everything was rebuilt. We were glad when the fast food place opened again. We were getting tired of all the crispy meat my girlfriend made that night.
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