One day a beautiful girl on the other side of the road waved at me and called me over. I looked both ways and walked over to her. She then caught hold of my wrists and said in a very heavy foreign accent "You are under sexy arrest for jaywalking!" before pulling me away into the park.
I was flabbergasted. "Don't you mean... citizen's arrest? Also I wasn't..."
"SHUSH!" she said, pulling me into the bushes and kissing me "sexy... arrest..." she said pulling off her clothes and my clothes too.
She was a good kisser and I shut right up. I wasn't sure how this happened all of a sudden but I couldn't escape as she got on top of me, pinning me to the soft grass underneath us. She smooched and panted loudly, saying things in a foreign language in my ear. I had no idea what she was saying but it sounded and felt really good.
I woke up with my clothes folded neatly beside me and an envelope with money inside. There was also a handwritten scented message with lots of kisses at the end and a phone number.
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