When I was a kid, chocolate bars were kind of expensive. Cheaper chocolate bars had wafer inside. The most popular girl in the schoolyard was the one who always got all chocolate Kit Kats, thanks to her amazing luck.
I wanted to be popular too, so I convinced my mother to buy Fun Size Kit Kat Chunky, which had an orange flavour variety. Honestly I thought Kit Kats in general were popular.
Lunch time went the same as normal and I wasn't any more popular. That was until I got an all chocolate Kit Kat Chunky, and one that was orange flavoured.
Suddenly a crowd of kids surrounded me. "The... the... chosen one!" one of them murmured. A couple of them got out of the way and the lucky Kit Kat girl saw me and my orange Kit Kat Chunky. She fell in love and begged me to be her boyfriend.
I said "Aw shucks... I dunno what the fuss is all about. What I have is basically a Yorkie bar now."
"Yes but" she said, as she slipped her arms around mine and kissed me "it's an orange-flavoured Yorkie bar, my love!"
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