My girlfriend marched me to the office. "Now" she said "Tell me which one of these offices belongs to your boss" I pointed it out and she was in through the front doors like a shot.
I waited quite a while. I looked up at the building and it seemed to shake, but maybe that was my imagination.
All of a sudden I heard a crash. My boss' office window smashed open as he was thrown through it. I got out of the way just in time when he landed on the ground along with sharp shards of glass scattered everywhere and stuck in his corpse.
I looked up and saw my girlfriend's sweet smiling face from the window, waving at me. She ran downstairs, out the door, grabbed my hand and off we ran into the sunset.
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