I once had an exceptionally beautiful girlfriend and when we were together it often turned heads. One girl who saw us nodded and smirked and came right up to us, asking "How much are you charging him?"
My girlfriend and I looked at each other, confused. The girl couldn't believe it wasn't the case. She started asking my girlfriend for tips on how to earn extra money from guys. My girlfriend smacked her in the face and we walked off.
The girl yelled after us that she was going home to make some money. She went home and went online to check on her messages. She got two offers, fifteen death threats and thirty insult filled rejections.
My girlfriend treated me to dinner out. For a few minutes we discussed the weird girl who came up to us saying random rubbish but we soon went back to her talking about the stuff she wanted to do to me that night when we got home.
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