I was in the woods with my girlfriend when we heard noises and a voice go "Wooo! Break up with her! Woooo!". I clung to her arm and was scared. She on the other hand snarled with anger.
"Show yourself ghost!" my girlfriend yelled. Soon we saw a big white bedsheet with eyeholes appear. I went "Zoinks!" and hid behind my girlfriend. She yelled "Girlfriend power PUNCH!" and decked the ghost, knocking it flat on the ground. She pulled off its bedsheet and it was her eternal rival, hurlfriend. "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for your meddling girlfriend!" she said, before throwing up on herself.
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