When we got to the part of school where we had to pick electives, the girls in my class all chose business studies and I stayed well away from it. After some time, a change came over them...
They started dressing in very smart, official looking clothes. They sent me a very official looking letter requesting a meeting with them.
At the meeting they talked about deals and contracts. They made me sign tons of stuff, full of terms and conditions. Then they put something crazy in front of me...
It was a form asking if I consented to them being my girlfriends. It was a simple yes or no tickbox, but the following question was a "if no, state why in no less than 1,000 words". I got exasperated and consented to everything just to move things along.
That's how I ended up with so many girlfriends or "business partners" as they called it. My schedule was full of business meetings and "doing lunch" happened a lot too. That's how I got the nickname "Lunch"
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