It was a landmark moment in human history. The job zombie leader and the representative of the free people were coming to a deal and were about to make an announcement. I was watching along with my mob of girlfriends.
The girls were anxious. They wanted to spend more time with me instead of slaving away their time to jerks. They held onto me tightly.
The representative of the free people spoke first. He said that everybody will be free at last thanks to this deal and that no one who didn't want to work would have to.
Then the job zombie leader opened its mouth. It was given recorded dialogue since it had no personality, but tragically it was the wrong audio clip. Instead it was its usual hateful slogan of how work is life and life is work and you must work or you die.
Big mistake. This caused my mob of girlfriends to fly into a blind rage. They rushed the stage and destroyed the job zombie leader.
The conflict continues.
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