I was eating my favourite pizza when I heard some thumping outside. I took the elevator to the roof and looked below to see that there was a gang of of job zombies trying to ram the door of the castle.
"Get lost lads" I said to them. They started yelling up at me and throwing crap at me.
"Come out here!" they yelled "so that we may job you!"
"Nope" I said and I pressed a button somewhere.
Suddenly a huge, beautiful monster girl arose from the moat. With one fell swoop she squashed every one of the job zombies flat.
"Good job!" I called out to her and gave her some pizza. She smiled happily and reached up to give me a kiss before returning to the moat.
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