My girlfriend loved Twitter and was always trying to get me to sign up. Eventually I did. She immediately sent me mushy messages of love! I smiled and sent some back. She responded, saying "I LOVE YOU MORE!!!!" and it became a "love-off" challenge.
I sent some, making sure to post more than her. It took a while but I thought of stuff.
Within moments, she sent several in return, more intense and mushier than any of the ones I sent her. My head spun. How could she do this so effortlessly? I thought long and hard and sent even more to her.
She then sent tweets that were many times mushier than my mushiest tweets. At that point I just went to bed, accepting defeat.
It didn't stop there though. My phone rumbled through the whole night with notifications of tweets from her. They were mushy. They were plentiful. They were steamy. I couldn't compete with her love for me. I laid on my bed, too weak and defeated to get up as her hot tweets battered my phone all night.
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