It was another sleepless night where I couldn't breathe through my nose. My girlfriend was tired of seeing me so miserable and walking around the house like the world was ending, so she decided to do something. She went to her laboratory.
She invented a spaceship that shrunk down so small she could fly it into my nose. She did so and went straight for my sinuses.
There she found a fat, disgusting woman who had gotten there already, sitting in my sinuses, blocking everything. She confronted her. The woman plotted to make me so miserable I would go to the doctor and beg for antibiotics and other drugs. It would then be a free fix for this woman for her own druggy lifestyle.
My girlfriend took out a laser gun and zapped her to oblivion.
Air flowed through my nose again, so my girlfriend rushed to her ship and flew back out of my nose.
When she got out she saw a very happy boyfriend able to breathe through his nose again. That night we slept peacefully.
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