Tuesday, 26 November 2019

514 The Dumb Fat Selfish Idiot Who Smokes in the Bus Queue

There was this moron who stood in the queue for the bus and started smoking, poisoning the air for everyone around them. Out of politeness I put up with it. My girlfriend had a different approach...

She put a bullet in the miserable moron's head, splattering blood around the bus stop.

It was all messy but the next day, it was all cleaned up and it looked like the air had never been poisoned.

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