One day my girlfriend was looking nervous. I asked her what was wrong and she said he ex was coming. Coming whether we liked it or not.
We got ready. We arranged a meeting place and rehearsed that my girlfriend had moved on and was now living a life with me. We waited and waited. "It's my ex" she finally said.
I turned and couldn't see anyone except for an absolutely stunningly gorgeous lady. I turned to my girlfriend and said "Where is he?"
My girlfriend said "He?"
The stunning lady put her hands on my shoulders and stared hard into my eyes. "So you're the lucky boy huh? Well, you're about to get even luckier"
"Don't!" my girlfriend said.
The lady didn't listen. She kissed me in the most amazing way and shoved her tongue right into my mouth. I was confused and lost. "Noooooo!" my girlfriend cried out in anguish.
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