I woke up to someone knocking on my bedroom window. I forgot why I was getting up this morning. I opened the window to my girlfriend all excited. She told me to hurry up as she wanted to see bargain hunters kick the crap out of each other.
Ads for this stupid day from a foreign country were being pushed everywhere. People were saying it was gonna be murder and carnage for anyone trying to shop. That's why we were going to the shops to spectate.
We got to the city and it was dead quiet the whole day. In fact, it was just like any ordinary Friday. Adverts were everywhere and shops were ready to go, but people weren't bothering any more than usual.
My girlfriend was disappointed, but on the bright side we got amazing service when we did a bit of shopping ourselves. With more shop assistants than customers, we felt like royalty being waited on hand and foot. We had an amazing meal as well before going home.
My girlfriend stayed over that evening. She was all sad and needed cheering up. She really did want to see some middle aged women beat each other up. I then reminded her that the toy show was on and he perked up. We got some snacks together and watched a magical evening of our own traditions unfold.
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