Saturday, 29 June 2019

364 My Girlfriend Yeeted me in Bed Last Night

"Is it safe to yeet?" my girlfriend texted me.
"It's safe to yeet." I texted back. I stood by the window to keep an eye out for her.

Soon afterwards, she yeeted below in front of the fence. We yeeted at each other and she yeeted over it. I yeeted the window open and she yeeted up and yeeted herself in.

As quietly as she could, she yeeted me onto my bed and she yeeted on top of me and yeeted me all night long.

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