I was friends with this weird lady who liked making inventions. One day she told me to stop by and check out her time warp portal thingy, so I did.
She opened the door to me, pulled up her goggles and gave me a hug before leading me inside. She looked different. I asked her why her hair looked so big and she said that was the style back in the day.
Strange... don't get me wrong, she looked really hot with it, but still it was strange.
"Here we go!" She said, pulling on a lever and this doorway had this weird bright spiral appear. Someone came out through it. It was a girl with huge hair, torn Daisy Dukes and a puffy top with an exposed midriff. She was chewing bubble gum as well. She was also blonde and amazingly hot... in a retro kinda way.
She introduced me to this girl and said she wanted me to see what girls were like back in her day. "Nice to meetcha" the girl said and she gave me a hug, crackling her gum before giving me a big kiss. I felt her gum go into my mouth before she took it back into hers again. She released me and went back to popping bubbles.
She smiled and said "Thanks for the sweet flavour, cutie!". I looked at my friend who sighed, reminiscing on her own youth.
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