It all started when I got a physical checkup. The doctor praised my exceptional fertility, which I didn't think anything of at the time, but when the database leak happened it became a big deal.
Women started hounding me. The nicer ones knocked at the door constantly to bring cakes and offered to clean my house. The others would chase me down the street and surround me in coffee shops. I couldn't go anywhere.
Some women eventually won me over. Not in the traditional way but in a hunted animal kind of way. Then they had their way with me and had babies every single time without fail.
For me, lovemaking would never be just for fun. I mean... it was fun, but uh...
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