318 Virgin Sacrifice

"Guys! There's nothing wrong with being a virgin!" I said to the others as I stood on the edge of the volcano in handcuffs at the point of spears.

"You know the rules" they said, "if you're a virgin you get sacrificed."

Things were looking grim.

All of a sudden, a beautiful girl with angelic features appeared on the scene and caused a distraction to everyone when she yelled "I'll f#!k him!"

They turned to look at her. "Wha?"

Within moments she and I were walking to the harbour, the volcano far and away behind us.

"You took your time" I said, "but thanks."

"No problem!" she said, "but you still gotta let me f#!k you though."

".... okay"