One day a little robot came up to me in the park. I couldn't believe it when I saw it when it tugged at my pant leg. It said "Could you please come to see my mistress?" It was so cute I couldn't say no, so I went along with it home to his mistress' place.
When we arrived at her house I was having second thoughts. A robot? Really? Also, what did she want me for? I was about to tell the robot I changed my mind when its owner stepped outside and she was unbelievably gorgeous. I stopped in my tracks. I couldn't believe such a creature was standing in front of me. She took a long look at me and smiled, eyeing me up and down.
"Mistress!" Said the robot "I brought you back a boyfriend that meets your specifications"
"You sure did!" she said, not taking her eyes off of me "Hello there!"
"Uh... hi" I said, raising an eyebrow.
"You'll make a fine boyfriend for me" she said, "Come on in and join me!"
Again, I couldn't say no.
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