I didn't have a girlfriend so I headed down to the local girlfriend office to apply for a girlfriend. I got asked some invasive and irrelevant questions. I also got a huge stack of paperwork to fill in.
There were dumb questions I wouldn't dream of answering or imagine any relevance to me getting a girlfriend. I answered them anyway. I filled in tons of information.
I then had to pay a massive fee and deposit and expenses and... then I just saw red.
I took back all my paperwork and seized all my money before the bureaucrat's grabby hands got near them. I tore up and shredded all of my application forms and put the money in a safe place. Then I punched the bureaucrat in the nose and barged on to the next room.
I came out with a girlfriend I handpicked out in my arms and ran out of the building. I held her close to me as we entered the free world, walking into the sunset.
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