She threw the first punch as I was too shy to. Then I punched her back. She was so happy she gave me four or five more punches. Then we just brawled in a dust cloud of love.
"I love you!" she said as she landed a very powerful punch. "I love you more!" I said back as I landed more punches on her. "Nuh UH!" she grunted as she punched me even harder.
Onlookers were shocked. Idiot men came along and grabbed me, telling me I shouldn't be hitting girls. They started kicking me in the balls. "Let him go you c$*!s!" she said, pulling out a gun and shooting every single one of them in the balls, sterilising them painfully. She kissed mine better before getting back to punching me in the face, and I got back to punching too.
Idiot women started screaming rape. She pulled out a sword and cut their heads off. "Shut the f&*k up!" she yelled before we got back to our punch up.
After a while we were both so punch drunk we leaned our foreheads against each other, breathing heavily. She had a smile of ecstatic excitement under her bruises and so did I. We loved each other so much we wanted to keep bashing each other's faces in.
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