"Uh.... hey. Uh... Wanna go out?"
She had a droopy expression with big lips and she had hair covering one of her eyes, but from her slight shaking she seemed pretty nervous and excited.
"Ok!" I answered. I wasn't used to this kind of attention and it was really nice of her to ask me out.
"Uh... really? Cool! Uh... see you later then?". She was delighted and I felt good about it.
On the very same day another girl asked me out on a date. She was bright and smiley and friendly. I told her I already promised someone a date and she said "How about another day?" she said and gave me her number.
My head was spinning. I really wasn't used to this.
Soon yet another girl asked me out. She had a more insistent tone, saying "Hey boy, lemme buy ya dinner. Here's mah number"
Soon more girls were asking me out, even forming a queue.
I eventually said to them "Uh ladies I don't know about this, there's so many of you!" They groaned and between them all they gave me a little black book, full of date appointments and numbers.
"We see you later eh?" they said and left, some of them giving me kisses on the cheek and patting me on the bum.
While on a date with one of them I asked what was going on? She shrugged and said "Dude, it's 2018".
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