I didn't meet my girlfriend at college. We signed up for the same classes together and stayed together. We had an idea of what the experience was going to be like. We were just there for the piece of paper at the end though. She stuck out quite a bit, being a gorgeous blonde with humongous tits.
We always sat next to each other in class and at lunchtime we always ate by ourselves with a delicious picnic meal she always prepared for us that morning. We knew how disgusting college cafeteria food tended to be.
We had the typical college classmates. Far too many dudes in cliques thinking only about getting wasted. These cliques only had one girl where her hair was usually dyed something crazy like green. Green with envy that my girlfriend was always getting the attention. Girls like that would scream something stupid like "rape culture" randomly at us. We kind of expected this so we just minded our own business.
Internship season came up and we avoided it like the plague. Our classmates were fighting tooth and nail to get noticed by massive global corporations that offered nothing but unpaid internships and exposure in fields unrelated to our studies. Unfortunately, despite avoiding them, they noticed my girlfriend and offered her money to intern for them, even trying to outbid one another. They eventually left us alone and took on the green-haired girl for an unpaid internship and to fill a gender quota.
Behind the scenes we started our own business with whatever knowledge we could get from college. When faculty started threatening us for not taking on an unpaid internship we took the opportunity to just vanish from college life altogether and start our new life on the outside in the real world.
Faculty still contacts us from time to time. No threats but looking for "customer feedback", whatever that meant. They had a much nicer tone this time too. Instead of threats they offered an incentive to win the latest smartphone in a lottery if we gave feedback on the college course we didn't even complete. We never contacted them again.
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