I was doing the same thing I did everyday, which was to walk among people who were similar to me. All of a sudden, a hand grabbed my shoulder and pulled me into a dark alley.
It was a weapon wielding weirdo. He said "You're in the WRONG place at the WRONG time kid! This is NOT YOUR LUCKY DAY!"
He lifted his weapon to take a swing at me when a voice rang out from the other end of the alley.
"Stop! Leave that sweet boy alone!". The two of us looked over. I beheld the most beautiful girl ever with the most beautiful, soft, jiggling pair of breasts I had ever seen.
"I want to be this boy's girlfriend and rub my breasts in his face! Go away!" she said to him, throwing her arms around me.
"OK" the weapon wielding weirdo said and walked away.
She started doting on me while rubbing her breasts in my face. They felt amazing. "Oh how LUCKY you are that I found you in this dangerous alley my darling!" she said, "You were in the RIGHT place at the RIGHT time when I saw you!"
I mean... yeah. If I hadn't been in this alley then she wouldn't have seen me but... argh.
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