After a long night of my girlfriend smothering my face in her large breasts, I was in the mood for some eggs, so we went out to a café to get some.
We were shocked when the plates came out and they had just the egg white with the yolk hollowed out.
We complained, asking where the egg yolk was. They said that science banned egg yolks because they were bad for you. We were speechless. My girlfriend put on her lab coat and said "eff this".
She went out into the science world and kicked butt everywhere. Debates destroyed, proofs proven, fundings funded, and most importantly, the ban on yolks yielded.
The next time we went for eggs we got the yolks, the most important and nourishing part of the egg. In fact, a lot of the egg white was banned.
No comments:
Post a Comment