One day I got a letter from an ex-girlfriend, saying she wanted to meet my current one. I showed it to my current one and she was so amused, she said she would meet her. Next thing I knew it was happening.
I thought what was I getting myself into? Were they gonna fight? We got to the meet up place and there she was.
My ex and current talked for a long long time. Next thing I know the current was asking the ex for tips on how to do me in bed! She shared enthusiastically and it got very real and very heavy very quickly! I was like "Whoa, hey! Ladies!" but they were like "shush" and continued sharing notes.
The next time my current and I were in bed together she started doing the stuff to me and she was doing it pretty well! I was so in to it that I almost didn't notice that my ex was there coaching her. "Go on, girl! That's it! Do him right there! Yeah!" she encouraged.
Sometimes she got stuff wrong and so my ex tag teamed and jumped in with me to show my current how it was done. "Oh that's it! I see now! Thanks!" she said as they high fived.
At the end of the night I was done into oblivion. I woke up a couple of days later, having trouble remembering my own name. My current and ex greeted me warmly when I stumbled into the kitchen. They took the coaching in there and they served me the most amazing brunch.
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