Sometimes my girlfriend couldn't make her mind. When this happened she would split into two.
The first time this happened was when she was deciding on where to go to get something to eat. She couldn't decide and it was driving her crazy as she got hungrier and hungrier. Eventually with a scream she split into two.
"Please don't tell anyone" they both said to me at the same time. They looked the same apart from what was on their shirts. On their shirts were logos of restaurants they wanted to go to.
Another argument broke out and both of them were tugging me from both sides to go where they wanted to go. Eventually I said "Hold it! HOOOLLLD IT!"
They stopped for a second. I told them I was so hungry I wanted to go to both places now. They smiled and danced with glee, giving me a kiss on each cheek at the same time while hugging me. Suddenly they got pulled into each other and formed one girlfriend again. She said she had the hunger of two women now.
The only thing now was where to go first?
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