I was missing my robot girlfriend. She was far away looking for exotic snacks for me. Even though she was far away she was able to pick up on this.
After buying snacks my robot girlfriend was confronted by a gang of mutant women. "Hand over the snacks!" they said. My robot girlfriend ignored them by saying "MY BOYFRIEND NEEDS ME" before slowly turning into a drone.
She activated her propellers and blew the gang of mutant women away. Then she flew off into the distance.
Soon, she appeared above me and came down before turning into her lovely self and gave me a big hug and kiss. "I'm back, babe. With snacks!" she said in her sweetest voice she only had for me. She showed me some awesome snacks and we had a wonderful picnic that afternoon. I was glad I didn't have to deal with those gangs myself.
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