My girlfriend liked watching women's tennis. The reason why she liked it was because she could imitate the grunt noises and watch how roused I would get. I sat next to her helplessly.
I would get aroused, then the arousal would go away and then she or the ladies on the court would do grunting noises and I would get aroused again. My girlfriend loved the way my arousal would come and go. Meanwhile I was feeling like I was drifting in and out of sleep with an itch I couldn't scratch.
When the players were interviewed, the beautiful blonde player from overseas with a thick accent said she had a message for someone special. She looked at the camera and said "Where are you my love? You haven't e-mailed me in a long time. Please respond to me! I love you!"
I turned pale. She said a name I hadn't used online in 2 years! Long before I met my current girlfriend! I didn't know she was this gorgeous athlete!
"Wow!" my girlfriend said "That did something for you! You're more aroused than ever!". I laughed it off, hoping she wouldn't notice.
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