My girlfriend and I ordered a pizza and looked for somewhere outdoors to eat it. We found a massive billboard screen advertising pizza and a couch in front of it with "The Pizza Experience!" printed on it. We sat and watched the screen for a while.
The screen started playing footage of photogenic people smiling and eating pizza, showing close ups of cheese melting and dripping as slices got lifted.
We were making our own pizza eating movie, but it this pizza wasn't from the same company. Our pizza was from a rival chain that made far better pizza and spent far less on advertising. It's a pity our favourite didn't have seating, but thankfully the crap pizza company had a very comfy couch here.
We continued eating pizza cheekily from the rival while giggling at this propaganda.
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