My girlfriend was big into playing "Hunt the Boyfriend" type of games and I was in the middle of one. I ducked and weaved between bushes, trying to evade her eagle eyes. It was no good and she soon spotted me. "MAN THE HARPOONS AND HARPOON THE MAN!" she yelled, giving chase
She took aim at my butt and had a steady eye on it. I tried my best to outrun her and I tried running from side to side to throw her aim off.
It wasn't enough though and I felt something hit me in the butt. I turned around and there was a plunger stuck there. My girlfriend laughed triumphantly, pulling on the rope. I resisted but got dragged along the ground.
She held up the plunger and I hung off the end of it. "Mmm! Nice tasty catch!" she said before covering me with smooches.
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