23 Musical remake

For the longest time musicals were terrible and getting worse. They mysteriously disappeared and I was happy for a time, because no one dragged me out on a date to go see one.



One day though, a particularly odious franchise of musicals came back with news of a new installment. I frowned when I saw the poster, but my co-worker squealed in delight. "I'm taking you to see that!" she said, "You must like musicals, being gay and all!". "For the last time I'm not gay..." I told her again. She had this weird habit of calling me gay.

I couldn't believe I had been dragged to another musical. An ex-girlfriend dragged me to the last one and now they were coming back in style once again. The show started. I recognised one of the original cast members, who was much older now, but the rest of them were much younger. They were also all women. They also had huge breasts and lips.

From the moment the first woman jiggled madly on stage I was transfixed. There was so much dancing and jiggling and lots of slow singing where they really got their lips moving as well. It was incredible. How did they get away with this? I looked over at my co-worker, who was singing along with the songs, not caring about anything else.

When the show was over someone snapped their fingers in front of my face. "Hello? Haha you were transfixed the whole time! I knew you'd love it!" my co-worker said. "Oh uhh... hm..." I mumbled, not quite in the humour to answer her. "I've got great news!" she said "the cast want to see US backstage! It must be because you're such a big fan!". "Uh... what?" I said to her. "Seriously?"

Indeed she was serious. Before I knew it I was backstage greeting these incredibly beautiful women. "Look! It's him! they said to each other and they all crowded around me to give me a big group hug. All those incredibly huge breasts squishing into me was the most amazing feeling. "Sorry to smother your boyfriend like this sweetie hehe" one of them said to my co-worker. "Oh no it's alright. He's not my boyfriend, he's my co-worker and he's gay". The women looked at her and at each other in confusion. They patted my crotch as well. "Um... sweetie... he's not gay". "Sure he is! I'm like his "beard" or something but he really liked your musical!"

The women looked at each other again. "Alright. He's gay... but we gotta give him a personal show just for him for being such a big fan! Would you mind holding this camera?". "Sure!" my co-worker said and filmed the whole thing, singing along with the tunes they were doing. They weren't just singing, they were rubbing their breasts all over me and going up close with their sultry lips singing a very lewd take on the lyrics. My co-worker, none the wiser, filmed the whole thing happily.

The next day at work, I was still daydreaming about those incredible women when my co-worker burst in excited with news. She said since we were such big fans they gave us free tickets for the rest of their shows. She insisted we go to every single one of them as the experience will be different with each performance. I started looking forward to musicals!