My best friend in school was an unusual kind of friend. She was a big girl all over but especially her breasts and her lips. When hanging out with me she would always press her boobs into my arm and smile a cheeky soft smirk for no reason at all. This is just how our friendship worked. Sorry if you don't understand. I spent a lot of time with her. She had lovely long light brown curly hair as well.
A very popular romantic comedy opened up in the cinema. I hated rom coms. Every single one of them was about a selfish spoiled girl being horrible to the poor guy character who was madly in love with her. It was getting rave reviews from critics, who were calling it the "poignant feelgood masterpiece of the year". They called all of these movies "poignant feelgood masterpieces of the year".
My best friend wouldn't stop raving about it and wanted to go see it with me. She kept telling me "The guy looks just like you! It's you isn't it?", which didn't make me feel any better about the film. "and look at her with her red dress! I bet she's your type huh? huh?" she said, winking and nudging me. "Oh we gotta go see it! We just gotta!". I looked at the girl character and her red dress. She was an icon at this stage, but she looked a bit scrawny, especially in that dress. She had thin red lips as well. At least they were matching colours I suppose.
I looked at the poster for the movie in the cinema lobby. I couldn't believe I actually let my best friend talk me into this. I heard a cheerful greeting behind me and I turned around. My jaw hung wide open. It was my best friend with a big smile, her plump lips looking even plumper with the red lipstick she was wearing. She was also wearing a shimmering red dress. It was figure hugging and showed a lot of her cleavage, which I was seeing for the first time. She gave me a big hug and kiss. Her breasts squished up against me. "Whadda ya think? I thought I'd look the part so we could both be like the couple in the movie!". "Wow you look amazing. Just like..." I said and looked over to the poster. The female character wasn't busty, plump or shimmering in any way at all. My best friend looked way better. "...just like a real movie star." "Awww thanks hun!" she said and linked arms with me, her massive shimmering boob squishing into my arm "let's go in and see this movie. I'm so excited!"
We went in and the movie was just as bad as I expected. The guy fell in love at first sight at the girl when she showed up in slow motion. She didn't look hot or shimmery but he was drooling until he walked into the wall and got called a pervert. My best friend nudged and winked at me. I smiled along with it. In another scene, the girl got in trouble so the guy rescued her, but he got battered and kicked in the balls a lot. My best friend nudged and winked at me more. I got distracted from the screen at this stage by her shimmering dress and her massive breasts jiggling and squishing into my arm as the jokes from the film kept coming at the guy's expense. My best friend was able to make me smile at least.
In another scene, two and a half hours into the film, both characters slipped on banana skins. She landed on a luxurious designer brand cushion and he landed in dog poo. Actually, I'm not sure. It would've been a pretty big dog. The movie was so long, my best friend and I were trying to hold each other up. She was resting her heavy soft breasts on my arm and was looking dozily at me, her plump red lips making a sleepy pout. She slipped her arms around me and planted her soft plump red kisses on my face.
Meanwhile, in the movie, piano music was welling up and the big moment came for the two characters to kiss. The girl slapped him in the face "Ew! Entitled much? I have a boyfriend you perv! You're not my best friend anymore!" she sneered and kicked him in the balls. A dude who wasn't mentioned anywhere in the film until now came out of nowhere and said "Go home bro." and carried the girl away.
At least, that's what I heard from the movie audio. My vision was full of my best friend kissing me all over my face with her plump soft red lips, holding me close before kissing me deeply on the lips. The guy in the movie then had a narrator monologue thing set to poignant indie background music, saying "I learned something today. You aren't just entitled to anything and can't always get what you want you entitled toxic man, so get a job and don't rape" before the movie faded to black and the credits rolled. As the indie music played, my best friend had grabbed my hand and pressed it against one of her huge boobs, making my fingers sink into it as she continued kissing me.
Yes I know I keep saying she was my best friend and that's different to the best friend that was in the movie, and again, I'm sorry if you don't understand. But come on. Movies aren't real.
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