My girlfriend and I came across a big cave on our journey. This cave had its own feelings and it wouldn't open its mouth to let us through. We asked any way we could but it eventually got bored and started looking at Twitter. My girlfriend had an idea.
She picked me up by the legs and held me upside down, making me face her crotch. She told me to hug her hips before burying her face into my crotch. I did so and made a moaning sound when she buried her face in mine.
The cave, on hearing my moans, looked at us. It then said the word "NICE", opening its mouth all the way and kept it open.
"It worked!" my girlfriend said, putting me back on my feet and hugging me before grabbing my hand. "Let's go!" she said as she drew me in to the cave and through the passage to the other side. We continued our journey.
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