I met a girl who was beautiful and smart but she always had a sense of sadness about her. I asked my love what was wrong? She said her favourite drink was discontinued and she's been sad about it ever since.
I decided to track down the drink and found that a foreign shop still sold it. I ordered some for my sweet girl and she was so happy when I brought some home for her.
She drank some immediately and cheered, saying it was just like she remembered! I tried some and wow it was... not good. I didn't know what she saw in the stuff. I turned to look at her and she wasn't there anymore. Instead there was this crazy looking woman who had wild hair and a massive grin.
"Wh...who are you? What are you doing in my home?" I said to her. She responded with "Hello lover... it's me! Your sweet girl!"
"No you're not..."
"Sure I am!" she said, getting close to me "Now get on your back and open your legs, my LOVER!"
I tried to push her away put she pinned me down and prised my legs open. Then she had her way with me until I passed out.
When I came to later, my girlfriend was sleeping on top of me in that same position.
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