I was living my day like any other day. All of a sudden, a beautiful girl bent on one knee and opened a box with a ring in it, asking me to marry her. I was overwhelmed and didn't know what to say. I was having trouble saying no to this perfect stranger, until two other girls who were just as lovely did the same thing in front of me. I turned heel and ran.
I peeked out through my curtains. I saw hoards of women walking around like zombies, holding small ringboxes in front of them. They all had this glazed desperate look in their eyes.
Just then a helicopter appeared. A loudspeaker voice said they were there to help me. I was relieved! I rushed to grab the rope ladder they let down, fighting through the marriage proposals. I went up in the helicopter and we flew away. From above I could see hundreds of women walk around like zombies with ringboxes. It was quite a sight.
I turned to my rescuer. "Dude, thanks so much. I was in a jam back there"
My rescuer was wearing a helmet. They took it off and masses of lush, blonde hair cascaded down, revealing them to be an amazingly beautiful woman. She looked at me with a smile and a crazed look in her eyes. She pulled out a ring box and said "Will you marry me?"
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