809 Girlfriend Licence

There was enough red tape in everyday life and I didn't need any extra to have a girlfriend. I had one anyway and we enjoyed our life and lived the way we wanted to as a couple. 

One day some government agents approached us and asked me for my girlfriend licence.

I gave them a piece of paper that said my application was being processed. My girlfriend made it but they didn't have to know that.

They walked away. So did we.

Some time later, not necessarily on the same day or in the same area, the agents were doing their rounds when suddenly they got murdered.

Later again, inside the house of a local busybody cow, she was gossiping and boasting on the phone about how she had anonymously reported us to the government and complained that they had done nothing about it yet. My girlfriend and I were listening and finally found out who the rat was.

We disconnected her phone suddenly, which annoyed her and made her pace around the house. Then she heard what sounded like loud sex coming from somewhere outside. Enraged, she got her phone and went out to take a video.

She was so absorbed in her phone's camera viewfinder that she didn't notice my girlfriend running up to her and beating her to bloody pulp.