I was on duty one evening disguised as a mild-mannered dog walker. I didn't meet anyone except for these two girls who were walking their dog. They stared at me for quite a while.
I eventually said "Hello" and they both said "Hi" shyly. Then they went home.
"Strange girls" I said to myself, "I better take note of that in my report".
Meanwhile the girls went in home and started dancing around screaming, pulling off their pants. "OMG OMG he spoke to us! EEEEEEK!" they screamed, naked from the waist down.
Meanwhile I wrote in my report "Met a couple of girls walking their dog. Nothing much else to report really, except for this uncanny fish smell all of a sudden."
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