The fat minister of transport made an announcement as he rattled his solid gold jewellery. He said he was cancelling the bus service because of tough times, but everyone knew he was giving himself a raise.
Needless to say, there was a huge protest, but I had other ideas.
Many people were picketing outside the government building. Meanwhile, inside, I was fastening and tying him up with rope as he hung upside down from the ceiling.
"Let me go please! I'll uncancel the bus service! I'll give you what you want!" he wailed.
"That's nice" I said as I tied him up tighter.
"Hello stranger!" said a familiar voice behind me. It was a girl I knew from long ago.
"Wow! Hi!" I said back. It felt so good to see her again. We hugged and kissed.
We chatted about old times and caught up as friends. Then she confessed she always had feelings for me. I was so happy. I confessed my feelings for her too. We got together and became a couple.
"What about me?!" said the fat minister, who was still tied up and hanging upside down.
"Oh sorry I forgot. I'm done with you." I said.
"I'm not" my new girlfriend said, brandishing the big metal baseball bat she brought with her.
I stepped aside and hoisted the fat pig in the air. He started crying. My new girlfriend took a swing. Then she took another and another and another. She beat him senseless. He spilled blood, teeth, tears and gold jewellery.
We got our buses back. When we got on the bus, we showed the grateful drivers the teeth of the minister, which acted as a free lifetime pass for us.
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