I was eating a big lunch by myself one day when this dude comes out of nowhere, offering me advice with the ladies. I looked at him while continuing to eat and he proceeded to tell me the importance on knowing what to say and it was bad to say nothing and you had to keep talking as much as possible.
After my meal he wished me luck and we went our separate ways.
Later that day I met beautiful women who didn't say much, but they were all smiles when they saw me. I smiled back and neither of us said much, but we made gestures and grunts that somehow made me the centre of attention of a group of beautiful ladies.
Meanwhile, I could hear the sound of someone's face being slapped nearby. It was the guy who talked to me at lunch, trying to chat up random women on the street and getting his face smacked.
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