"Please don't take my picture" I begged my girlfriend.
"But you're so beautiful!" she said, snapping and drooling.
The next day, a strange girl stopped me on the street and looked down at my groin. "You hide it well" she said, giving me a wink before walking away and smacking me on the bum.
I got similar encounters for the whole day. When I got home, my red-faced sister showed me on her phone that my naked pictures got circulated.
"Hey sexy" my girlfriend said the next time I met her. This time I was the one that was red-faced. I complained to her but she said "shh" while she unbuttoned my clothes, not listening to me.
She said "I'm f%*!ing the hottest piece of @$$ in town and I love it" while putting her fingers in my mouth to silence me as she had her way with me.
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