I accidentally time travelled to the future and found a world with no people, apart from many beautiful women just walking around. They all stared at me. I was too shy and unsettled to speak with them though.
Eventually I had to get over that. One of them came up to me and started talking. I was about to ask for help when she spoke just like an internet advert for a dating site.
I was stunned. What happened to the world?
I tried looking for someone who could help but I kept coming across impossibly beautiful women, some doing obscene animated gestures and yelling out their advertising slogans. Many of them even tried to use me as the disembodied male parts in those adverts and they were getting more and more explicit.
A bunch of them even cornered me and I was subject to several slogans at once as I was taken from every angle. Amidst my cries for help were a bunch of computer voices saying "no credit card. No BS" in a robotic tone.
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