My hot girlfriend was out of town for a while and I was missing her badly. Her hot but not-quite-as-hot friend came up to be and offered to be my girlfriend and bang me until she got back. At first I was like "What? No!" but she persisted...
When I got a moment's peace I called my girlfriend to tell her how badly I was missing her.
She said "Go hang out with my hot but not-quite-as-hot friend. She wants to bang you anyway and I've given her permission"
I was like "What?!" and she was like "I want my baby taken care of while I'm gone"
I facetimed her to make sure she was being for real and she was like "Heck yeah!" in the flesh.
Within a very short while the friend came knocking on my door. She said my girlfriend told her I was needing and willing for some love. I said I was. She threw herself at me and I got the love and care I needed until my girlfriend came back.
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