I looked over at my clock and I saw that I had overslept by about 4 hours. I thought hard about it and tried to figure out why. I had to retrace my steps.
Did I even set my alarm last night? I definitely did. All the same I set out to remember step by step everything that I had done up to that point. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, turned off the computer, said goodnight to the dog, locked the doors... set my alarm? Yeah I definitely did.
What was it then? The last thing I remember was resting my head in between my girlfriend's massive rockin' tits.
Oh.
I guess she must've turned the alarm off when it didn't wake me.
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