I was surrounded by baddies with their guns pointed at me. "Give us the diamonds, kid!" they demanded.
"I don't have any!" I replied, terrified.
"Wrong answer!" they said cocking their guns. Some gunshots rang out and I closed my eyes.
I opened them back up and I was surprised to see that they were all dead on the ground. The only one who was standing was this beautiful girl in front of me who was carrying a big gun. "Come with me if you want to live" she said, picking me up and throwing me over her shoulder. Then she took off running and jumping across rooftops.
More baddies appeared and started shooting at us. She was so quick and nimble we avoided all fire. She turned the tables and shot them all to oblivion.
Much later, she took me to her hideout and laid me on her bed. She started tearing off my clothes.
I said "I don't have any diamonds!" and she was like "I'm not after any diamonds," throwing off her own clothes on the floor and getting on top of me.
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