767 Chicken Filter

I wasn't having much luck in love. I met many women, but they always turned out to be disappointing. I thought about it a lot and came up with a startling conclusion: If their favourite food was chicken, I wouldn't be compatible with them.

I was in disbelief at first, but then I put it to the test.

I looked up a dating service database and put in a customised search. I set it to exclude everyone whose favourite food was chicken. Just like that, the huge list of women shortened to just a handful.

I didn't want to believe it, but I kinda had to face facts, since I was allergic to chicken myself. I tried contacting these women, talking about food.

I found great success. I found a relationship that lasted and the reason why it worked so well was because we could always eat together and cook together with the same food. I asked my new partner what she thought of chicken in fact, and she crinkled her nose in a cute way, but it was clear. So much was clear now!