160 The Fit Girl Who Wouldn't Stop Kissing Me

I took up walking and it was a nice thing to do. I would see the same people doing their walking and exercise routines as well and I got to say hi to them a lot. There was this girl though I started seeing jogging everywhere.

159 She Chased Me With Mistletoe

I didn't know who she was but this crazy lady I started seeing in random places started chasing me with mistletoe, always looking for a kiss.

158 A Thirst Upon Her Thick Plump Lips

"Don't go there!" people kept saying to me. "The girls there have disgusting fat lips!" was another thing people kept saying to me. They also said other things like my life being ruined or whatever but... I couldn't help going. I always loved big lips!

157 She Tumbld Into My Life and Held My Hand

There was nothing fun to do in the metropolitan area anymore. Everything that was fun was either made illegal or shamed to heck and back. You weren't even allowed to hold hands with a sweetheart. The only thing left to do was work yourself into an early grave, fed up with life too quickly.

156 Enjoying Tea With a Lady

"I say what a lovely little man you are!" she said to me. She was an English lady with a soft, delicate voice and beautiful, soft and fair features. I was immediately charmed.

155 My Girlfriend's Advent Calendar

"Open it up!" my girlfriend said to me. She had made a special advent calendar with beautifully decorated doors. I didn't see what the big deal was until I opened it up and saw a special message.

154 Her Swagger, Swinging Shoulders, Massive Swinging Tits

Some girls swung their hips, this girl swung her shoulders. She had this weird powerful swagger with big arms and big shoulders. She was unmistakably female though, as she also had massive tits she swung around with her shoulders. It made me weak at the knees!