Thursday, 31 October 2019

488 She Almost Lost Her Head

I once went out with a girl whose body and mind often disagreed with each other. In fact, they disagreed with each other so much that she was able to disconnect her head from her body.

Wednesday, 30 October 2019

487 David S. Pumpkins' Dancing Skeleton Girls

David S. Pumpkins suddenly appeared in front of me.

"Wah! Who are you??" I yelped.

"I'm David Pumpkins!" The grinning man said to me, making finger guns. Suddenly, a curvy woman dressed as a beat boy skeleton appeared and started dancing very close to me.

Tuesday, 29 October 2019

486 Shy Bedbody

I was in the mood to meet a big fat girl with big fat breasts one day, so I got ready and went out for a nice walk. A little girl tugged on me and told me she wanted me to meet her sister.

Monday, 28 October 2019

485 Shallow Pals

One of the reasons I found dating was always a nightmare for me was due to other guys trying to woo the girl I was trying to woo. Even if I just found her attractive without having any particular intentions, a guy would show up outta nowhere and look at me like I was his eternal rival. I wanted every dude in the world to get lost and let me love in peace.

Sunday, 27 October 2019

484 Greedy Attention-Seeking Girl Gets Cursed

Attention was a currency in school. A very greedy girl who was ugly on the inside had a lot of it but wasn't satisfied and always tried to exploit me for my attention. Unfortunately for her, I had a girlfriend, a fiery, passionate and incredibly powerful lover.

Saturday, 26 October 2019

483 My Girlfriend Begs Another Girl to Kiss Me With Her Huge Lips

I was hanging out with my girlfriend one day when a girl walked by with huge, soft red lips. My girlfriend said "Wow... you see that?". "See what?" I asked her. "That girl with the LIPS!" she said back. I blushed. I noticed alright but didn't want to let on...

Friday, 25 October 2019

482 The Very Friendly Ghost

One dark evening I was out for a night walk when I came across a beautiful girl with a very sad face. I wasn't that good at talking to girls but somehow I felt less afraid here than normal. I said "hi" to her when I passed her. She gasped and said "Hello!" back in such a friendly way that I felt compelled to stop and hang around for a while. She looked at me for a moment and then smiled widely. It made me weak at the knees.