587 Cooling Down after Love Making

I loved my girlfriend's sweaty tits. They were just delicious. Things got hot when we were together but they also got really HOT. Sweat poured off of us no matter what time of the year it was and we needed to cool down. It was time to turn on the air conditioning.

586 Men's Romance Book Club

In an age before the internet, men created subcultures where they would gather together in pubs and discuss romantic literature effectively banned by corporate interests. I discovered that a friend of mine was in one of these clubs.

585 Job Zombie Inquisition

Job zombies were not only roaming the streets but were knocking on doors now too, and they were asking people what their jobs were. There was great punishment when they found anyone who didn't have a job. Unfortunately, my parents were fully on board with this. Luckily for me, my girlfriend wasn't.

584 A Roast Gone Wrong

A bunch of girls I knew decided to have a roast of me and I thought it would be fun, so I went. I expected lots of funny jokes but I got a different kind of roasting instead.

583 Virtual Helmet Girlfriend

I finally got around to the latest virtual reality craze, though they were still using helmets. My girlfriend slipped a dirty game in and there was no going back.

582 Palindrome Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I were playing charades one day. It was her turn and she had the word "Palindrome" which had her thinking for a moment but she thought of what to do fairly quickly.

581 Dr Girlfriend & Miss Hyde

I met a girl who was beautiful and smart but she always had a sense of sadness about her. I asked my love what was wrong? She said her favourite drink was discontinued and she's been sad about it ever since.